Prosecutors in England got a little bark for their bite when they pestered police for a witness statement on a case they were prepping. Turns out, the “officer” they’d been bothering for a witness account, “PD Peach”, is a police dog. (Kinda what PD stands for…)
But don’t worry, they got their statement. After repeated requests, Peach finally got around to writing his account of what happened. Must have gotten lost in translation, or something.
The prosecutors received the following document from Peach’s handler, signed – with a paw print – sealed and delivered.
And you thought Air Bud was talented.
It’s an embarrassing lesson in doing your homework, to say the least. There’s even a prophetic lesson in there, too: Hound, and ye shall receive.