Let’s start with the obvious: Nobody will love Kim and Kanye more than Kim and Kanye. They’re egocentric, they wear stylish skirts, and they have photos of their genitalia on the Internet. I’m not saying they’re made for each other, but I will say they’ve each found a person who will never love someone more than they love themselves.
The Enquirer recently reported that Kim is “falling apart” over fears that Kanye will cheat on her now that she’s pregnant and 65-pounds heavier. Stop the press! Has she read this article? She may be able to sort that dilemma out by scrutinizing him closely. It’s obvious Kim has gotten used to being admired for her beauty since her talents are limited, and now that she’s gained weight she feels insecure. Which is completely understandable.
These are the symptoms women often experience during Kim’s current stage of pregnancy (she is due in July): the abdomen becomes substantially larger, stretch marks become prominent across the belly, bouts of heartburn, back aches, and painful cramps are constant, and many develop swollen feet and hands from water retention.
In addition to her insecurity and discomfort, she’s likely stirring up drama because she’s not working and bored (though it’s tough to comprehend what she does for work anyway). And the boredom has manifested itself into creating irrational fears about her and Kanye’s relationship. Many reputable sites claim this is normal; that pregnant women experience frequent mood swings and boredom throughout pregnancy, especially during the third trimester. Experts suggest these women busy themselves with fun activities like scrapbooking, lunch dates with friends and gardening.
Kim, being the trendsetter she is, took up a different hobby: gossiping.
These experts also suggest peers steer clear from conversation about pregnancy (shocker: women don’t like to be told how big they are — butt included), since they’re sick of talking about the pregnancy the time. At this point, women need to be reminded how beautiful they are since they feel far from it. Guys: run her a bubble bath, massage her limbs, buy her a gossip mag (which likely has Kimye on the cover) and treat her like the soon-to-be mother of your children deserves to be treated. You have no idea what she’s going through.
I doubt anything more will come of this issue (except more headlines) and I’m sure Kimye’s baby will be beautiful, provided it looks nothing like Bruce Jenner.
Do you think Kim has reason to fear Kanye is cheating?