Ahoy there, weary web traveler. Come on in, take a seat, put your feet up! This is the Weekly FAIL, where you’ll hear nothing of gun control debates, athlete murder trials and hacked Twitter accounts. No, this is a happy place where we cuddle up into the warm burly-armed embrace of Sweet Madame Internet and see what video delights she has for our enjoyment…
First of all, kangaroos are marsupials from the family Macropodidae, which we all know from our animal science training are terrible golfers. Just terrible. Shouldn’t be anywhere near a golf course. But this looks like some sort of organized streaking party aimed at disrupting a perfectly good golf game. It’s like Falling Down, except with bouncy, furry animals.
Here’s the thing. If you’re in attendance at a semi-organized ski jumping event do not, under any circumstances stroll out across the lip of the jump. This young lady came a few inches away from full on decapitation. Or, y’know, at least some serious bruising. But it could’ve been worse, she might’ve wandered across the jump during this.