Love hurts, especially when you’re dealing with giant hunks of it.
A commercial for an oversized teddy bear South of the border is verging on pretty creepy. The ‘Big Hunka Love Bear’ by Vermont Teddy Bear is a 4.5-foot tall stuffed animal with a smirk sewn on its face. The commercial promises that purchasing one for your lover is bound to affect your night in a ‘big way.’
‘Guys, this Valentines Day, size really does matter,’ the commercial starts off, before introducing its massive product as a ‘pile of awesomeness.’
And sure, that might all seem cute enough – but this bear is bad news.
Right around the 1 minute mark in the video, the Big Hunka Love Bear seems to be getting just a little too comfortable with the main character’s lady. She starts feeling him up at the office, before the narrator chimes in with ‘When you aren’t around, her bear will be there to keep her company.’ We then see the woman come prancing out in lingerie to hop in bed with the toy.
But if you still want one, the BHLB goes for $99 according to the commercial.
Check it out above.