I almost feel bad about all the not-so-nice things I’ve said about Chris Brown in the past. Almost. Here’s why: according to a Brown insider, the singer has decided to do the world the biggest favour he possibly could. No, he’s not quitting music (sorry — old habits die hard!), but he’s allegedly told friends that he has no intention of settling down, getting married and having kids. That’s right, Chris Brown has said he won’t procreate any time soon. Thank you, Chris Brown.
“That isn’t even on the radar. No kids, no marriage, none of that is about to pop off. Why some people get married, is a mystery to me,” said a loose-lipped member of Breezy’s crew. ”Chris feels like he’s got everything in order with both Rihanna and Karrueche, and what they have works for them. Besides, come on now, really. Marriage? At 23? At this point in his career and Rihanna’s career? It’s so far out of the realm of reality.”
Also unrealistic (at least in the U.S.) is marrying two women.
According to Brown’s buddy, Breezy, Rihanna and Karrueche have come to an arrangement that some of us stuffier traditionalists would not abide by.
“As far as settling down, he’s already settled. He’s got everything he wants; Rihanna loves him, Karrueche loves him and he has a relationship with both of them,” the source said. “He and Karrueche got a business relationship, and they’re cool together and have fun and s**t, then Rihanna is his main girl and they have a connection that’s out of this world. Can’t be broken, you know?”
Personally, no. I do not know. I don’t know how or why either of those women tolerate Brown. The only explanation that makes any sense to me is that Rihanna and Karrueche are a pair of superheroes, secretly working as a team to contain Brown and prevent him from getting to the rest of us. Think about it — it would explain some of RiRi’s stage outfits.