There are many words that one can associate with Charlie Sheen. Winning. Tiger Blood. Porn star lover. Mentor. Wait — what the…?!
TMZ is reporting that Sheen wants save Lindsay Lohan by offering his mentoring services. Oy, this can’t be good.
“I have a kinship with somebody [Lindsay] who clearly needs a mentor, whether she wants one or not,” Charlie told TMZ. “She can continue to hang out with her dress shredding club buddies, or turn to me for some advice from a guy who’s been down the road as well as every other side trail on the journey.”
He added, “If she listens, she’ll win. If she doesn’t, that’s on her.”
If anyone out there is suspicious of Sheen’s intentions — or Lindsay’s, for that matter — Charlie insists things between them are simply platonic.
“I love her, I respect her, and I’ve never laid a finger on her that wasn’t on film. How ya like me now, America?”
But the one person who should like him but isn’t liking him so much right now is Lindsay. She doesn’t want Charlie playing saviour and wishes he would just go away already.
Sources close to LiLo told TMZ that while she appreciates his $100,000 cheque, the designer dress she eventually ruined and an upcoming role on his TV show, she doesn’t want him — or anyone, presumably — as a mentor. Lindsay knows her life is “out of control,” the insiders say, but she doesn’t believe the whole “takes on to know one” adage would be effective here.
Wow, this might be one of the rare times I agree with LiLo. Because Charlie and Lindsay in a love scene in Scary Movie 5 is one thing. Charlie and Lindsay getting together for some sort of mentor-mentee program is a whole other kind of scary.