There’s a report that in the wake of John Mayer and Katy Perry‘s split, Ye Olde Douchebag is doing the unthinkable — gong after Katy’s best friend, Rihanna.
According to OK! magazine, Mayer has been “bombarding” Rih with texts, “begging for a date.” A source claims, “Rihanna was amazed when she heard from John, but deep down it didn’t surprise Rihanna because he has been chasing her for years.”
The insider adds, “His texts were very sexy, and he said they should get together.” And don’t count out Rihanna just yet. Since she and Chris Brown break up and make up all the time, especially now while since he’s been flirting up a storm with randoms while she’s away on tour, Rih might be “tempted to invite John to a show and see what happens there.”
Oh, how I wish this were true because, let’s face it, John and Rihanna are made for each other. I could totally see Mayer pulling a jerk move like this while Rih does have the worst — THE WORST — taste in dudes so why not Katy’s nasty leftovers?
But a source close to Mayer told Gossip Cop the report is “completely untrue,” and no matter how bad I want to believe it, there’s no way Rih would do that to Katy. John, on the other hand, would probably be all over it.