You know when you’re hanging out with another person and they complain about being “fat” even though they are thinner than you are? Basically they are calling you fat (how rude!!) Anyway, that’s what popped into my head when I heard that Angelina Jolie wants to get plastic surgery before her wedding.
Angelina Jolie—the most frequently cited “most beautiful”—needs to fix her appearance??!! God help the rest of us.
According to the National Enquirer, La Belle Jolie is “desperate,” to overhaul her appearance before she becomes Mrs. Brad Pitt: “She’s freaking out over the frown lines on her forehead, her jowls and a few pockets of fat that she’s spotted on her tummy, butt and thighs,” says an unnamed source.
Can. You. Stand. It?
Apparently Ange “can’t live” with the idea of walking down the aisle in her current state, so much so that she has (allegedly) already consulted with a plastic surgeon in France. Along with the supposed pockets of fat, she is supposedly worried about the way her body is sagging, which is interesting because aside from the whole passing of time thing, I would guess any droopy skin has a lot to do with her perpetually shrinking frame. (The Angelina Jolie of today is probably 15 pounds thinner than she was when she first got famous.)
I can’t say for sure that this story is true (National Enquirer—blah, blah, blah), but unlike the majority of celebrity gossip, it is believable. Yes, AJ is a caring humanitarian, but she is also an actress and very obsessed with her looks. Also, some of the prettiest people I have ever known have been the most insecure about their appearance, so the seeming counter-intuitiveness of it all is actually pretty logical.
And I probably don’t need to remind you who else is getting married soon. (Starred in Friends, name rhymes with Blennifer Blaniston). The side-by-side photo comparisons are inevitable and something tells me that fact alone is enough to have Ange buying out the Botox market.