This might be it for Lindsay Lohan. She owes a quarter of a million smackers in back taxes, her performance as Elizabeth Taylor in that Lifetime movie was universally panned, her probation has just been revoked, and jail could be right around the corner. If it was anyone else, all that would send them tailspinning into a dark, dark place where rocking back and forth in the fetal position would feel like the natural thing to do, but this is just another Friday for LiLo. Or is it? The Enquirer reports that Lohan is “far gone” and is at “risk of becoming another Hollywood tragedy.” Um, becoming?
“At this point, Lindsay is so screwed up that her only hope of survival is an intense stint in a mental hospital under expert care,” believes an insider.
“The problem is that she surrounds herself with users and ‘yes’ people, including her own mother,” continues the insider (*cough, cough* Michael Lohan). “They’re nothing but phonies and takers — and they’re letting her run wild!”
The source reveals that LiLo’s behaviour has been growing more and more erratic. “Lindsay has been pulling out clumps of her hair and she talks to herself constantly, shouting and cursing when she thinks nobody is around,” confided the source. “She wanders around in the dead of night like a zombie, half-awake but in a zoned-out trance. She’s in total denial about her problems, but she clearly needs to check herself into a psych ward for mental help. If it worked for Britney Spears, it can work for Lindsay.”
OK, this is The Enquirer, and along with the Lohan story, the tab’s cover also features pics of celebrities with cellulite, Macauley Culkin’s suicide attempt and the O.J. murders caught on tape, so…. But it’s not like this latest bit on Lindsay isn’t out of the realm of possibility. A stint in a mental health facility could be just what the judge orders.