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Tabloids try to link Katie Holmes to Jamie Foxx

Try harder, tabloids.
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Chiara O. Scuri, August 29, 2013 11:51:11 AM

I get that every celebrity outlet is going to jump all over the opportunity to link Katie Holmes with someone, but Radar Online is trying a little too hard with their “evidence” that the escaped former Scientology ‘bot is currently dating Jamie Foxx.

According to their crack team of investigative journalists, Katie and Jamie were seen “holding hands” and dancing at a recent even in East Hampton, and this constitutes enough evidence to concede that they are an actual couple of people in a committed relationship.

Especially when this is their source material, culled from the original New York Post article:

“Grooving to Robin Thicke‘s summer hit Blurred Lines, single mother Katie repeatedly grabbed Jamie’s arm and generally looked happier than she has in ages!

“Indeed, according to the New York Post, she was overheard telling two female friends, ‘I haven’t had such a good time in so long.’”

Whooooooo! Sound the new couple alarm! No, actually don’t. This is ridiculous. I’ve seen people demonstrate more romantic intent with their younger brother’s best friend at the eighth grade school dance if this is what qualifies as proof of coupledom.

Jamie and Tom Cruise were apparently best buds for a while (yeah, makes no sense to me either unless Jamie’s brain was temporarily snatched and kept in a Scientology jar), so it’s likely that Jamie and Katie also became friends during the years she was held captive and reprogrammed nightly in Tom’s underground Thetan holding pen.

And lord help the woman if she wants to go out and have a good time with her friends a year after integrating back to human life.

While this would normally be a non-story, sometimes the tabloid pairings are so ridiculous that I almost start to feel sorry for the celebrity targets in question. Stop making me feel empathy for rich and famous people. Jeez!

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