“Sequin? A sequin is one. Sequins is plural?”
- Roxxxy Andrews (RuPaul’s Drag Race) explaining why she said “sequins dress” instead of “sequined dress”“Everyone I see carries a rainbow around their shoulders.”
- Gary Busey (Celebrity Apprentice)
“You should have seen the way she polished a knob. She loved it. It wasn’t a chore. She was greedy for it.”
- Noah (Suburgatory) explaining his crush on his maid“The only reason TV exists is for reality shows about white trash scuzzbags doing subhuman, made-up jobs.”
- Homer (The Simpsons) watching TV“I’ll be more popular than Jesus!”
– Billy (Seed) on star student and classmate, Jesus“The reason Cinderella was so happy the shoe fit wasn’t because of the prince. It was because of the shoes!”
- Carrie (The Carrie Diaries) trying on her first pair of Manolo Blahniks“He’s like a Filipino Gollum.”
- Malcolm (Survivor) assessing the tribesman the Favorites got to cook with after winning the reward challenge“I’m snowbound in Bushwick with a bunch of theatre queens. It’s like Eli Roth decided to make a gay horror movie and this is the scene right before we all eat each other.”
- Santana (Glee)“How-dean, pilgrims?”
- Dean Pelton (Community) greeting the study group on Thanksgiving“You mean where they were advanced enough to develop an interstellar warp drive, but a black lady still answered the space phone?
- Leonard (The Big Bang Theory) responding to Raj’s assertion that he’d like to live in a “gender blind society like in Star Trek”
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