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April 26: Remote Control – TV’s top quotes

Pause and reflect on the most talked about quotes of the week including lines from 'Castle,' 'The Following' and more
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Emily Gagne, April 26, 2013 12:00:57 AM

“At least Gretzky knew how to score.”
- Beckett (Castle) after Castle turned down her seduction for a video game

“Do you remember when we rented that boat in Maui? Just the two of us. We sailed for hours, basked in the hot sun and did other things? This trip won’t be like that at all.”
– Joe Carroll (The Following) to his captured wife, Claire

”I don’t distrust you because you’re a woman. I distrust you because you’re not as smart as you think.”
- Tywin (Game of Thrones) to Cersei

“Having Jeffrey inside me was wrong….”
- Dean Pelton (Community), admitting that he shouldn’t have pretended to swap bodies with crush Jeff Winger

“I have no taste for animal cruelty, which is why I hire an ethical butcher.”
- Hannibal Lecter (Hannibal)

“I wear a hood and put arrows into criminals, so when it comes to complexity, I grade on a curve.”
- Oliver (Arrow), after Felicity asked if his more-than-friendship with Laurel could be any more “complicated”

“You need to make like a snake and get on that airplane!”
- Mike (Veep) to Selina

“We’re three distrustful acquaintances who happen to share a bloodline.”
- Rebekah (The Vampire Diaries) to her brothers

“They have to help the viewers let go. Firefly did a movie to wrap things up. Buffy the Vampire Slayer continued on as a comic book. Heroes gradually lowered the quality season by season till we were grateful it ended.”
- Sheldon (The Big Bang Theory), mourning the cancellation of SyFy’s Alphas

“You’re so talented, Santana. You’re like the most talented person I know … obviously with the exception of me and Kurt.”
- Rachel (Glee)


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Catch up with Emily’s other column, À La (DVR) Mode, every Wednesday.

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