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Drinking water is probably one of the simplest things humans do. It’s mandatory for survival and we all do it hundreds of times a day without incident. Sometimes things get tricky and embarrassing when we try to do it in a moving car, but for the most part, we’re all generally pretty good at it. Well, yesterday Donald Trump managed to mess up the simplest and most basic of movements and the internet lost its collective mind.

During a press conference Wednesday afternoon, Trump got a bad case of dry mouth to the point where it was affecting his speech. After a brief moment where he looked around for water and couldn’t find any, reporters in the crowd pointed out a bottle of the stuff on a small table next to his podium–a funny moment in itself. The president then proceeded to lift the bottle to his lips with two hands (like a sippy cup) on live television. It was like watching a toddler try to drink from a big-kid water bottle for the first time. The world collectively cringed.

Trump may possess the undeniable talent of making the most menial and insignificant of tasks look herculean, but that’s not the only reason this moment got so much play. In 2013, Trump mercilessly mocked Senator Marco Rubio (who he would go on to beat for the Republican presidential bid) for drinking water during a speech. He suggested at the time that Rubio should drink from a glass rather than a bottle.

Then, during the presidential race last year — when he was going up against Rubio for the Republican nomination — Trump mocked the incident again, this time during a rally. Then-candidate Trump flung water around the stage and mimed drinking awkwardly from the bottle to the delight of his supporters in the crowd. He also suggested that the 2013 incident made Rubio look weak, even going so far as to say the senator wouldn’t be able to stand up to Vladimir Putin because of his reliance on water for survival. If you thought Trump’s flub this week was hard to watch, those 2016 theatrics were far worse.

So Marco Rubio seized the opportunity to become relevant in the public eye again by trolling Trump about his latest gaffe. Because this is what politics has become: children lobbing insults and making fun of each other online. Long live democracy.

That got the rest of the internet going too (as if they ever need a push to make fun of something Trump did). People were quick to whip out those campaign receipts. Who’s going to be weak with Putin now, huh?

But mostly, people just had jokes.

And now, in the wise words of Lin-Manuel Miranda via Thomas Jefferson in the Tony Award winning musical, Hamilton: ‘Can we get back to politics, please?’

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