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The holidays are here, which means it’s time for people to start selling some of the most insane Christmas decorations you’ve ever seen. It’s not the holidays unless things get a bit weird, right? Take a look at these 13 bizarre holiday accessories that are actually for sale.

1. A Santa toilet seat cover and rug

Because who hasn’t wanted to poop in the presence of Father Christmas?

toilet
Shopites

2. A Christmas tree ornament of a cat wearing the cone of shame

Just in case you think the holidays are the time to commemorate your pet’s surgery.

kitty
Archie McPhee

3. Santa silverware holders

Do the knives and forks really need to be brought into this madness?

silver
Eubest

4. A twerking Santa Claus

Remember dancing Santa? Well, now he’s updated his moves and Saint Nick can now twerk. God forgive us all.

santa
Wal-Mart

5. Some sizzling bacon tree ornaments

It’s just not Christmas unless you put googly eyes on bacon.

bacon
Olechka design

6. A tree ornament of the worst vegetable

Nothing brings home the holiday spirit like hanging Brussels sprouts on a tree.

brussel
Purplespoondesign

7. A naughty or nice wall decal that will take up pretty much your whole wall

A little needlepoint stitch, sure, but a whole wall?

naughty
ViciousVinyl

8. Ornaments expressing your love of genitalia

Go ahead prefer whichever genitalia you want, but maybe the Christmas tree isn’t the best place to advertise it? But hey, you do you.

vag
Sheepy Tree

9. A Santa/present costume for your dog

Admittedly, this outfit is pretty cute, but you’ll still have to explain to your friends and family that you spent money on this.

dog
Bravolotus

10. And a Christmas tree ornament with real moose poop on it

What better way to tell your relatives, “Next year, let’s do Christmas at your house”?

jewel
Sharkman123