All [consensual] sex is good sex, right? You like it, they like it, it’s exciting, it feels good. Come on! What’s not to like?
Yeahhhh, not so fast.
It turns out, and you knew it already, ’cause you’re human (or you wouldn’t be reading this) that there’s plenty of bad sex out there. It’s happened to us, and it’s happened to you. (No? Just us? Humour us then.)
Our friends at Buzzfeed collected some not-so-good — ok, bad — sex confessions from the popular secret-sharing app Whisper and brought them to glorious life for us. And by glorious we mean horrible. And by horrible we mean somehow reassuring.
You mean it wasn’t just us who felt we were embarrassingly bad in bed? It wasn’t just us who pretended to run out of condoms so we just wouldn’t have to do that anymore? Well, it wasn’t actually. Oh, we have our stories. Happily, these aren’t them.
Take a listen. It happens to everyone. Ok, maybe not you. Or us. But everyone else.