Think you rocked your last birthday party, Fancy Pants? See how it compares to these celebrations for the (gilded) diaper set.
1. This family Affair was black (bow) tie only.
2. After a first birthday party this lavish, the bar is set high for Elizabeth’s first wedding.
3. Just how many presents does a 1-year old need? Oh, thanks Interwebs — The answer is this many.
4. Nope, it’s not prom. It’s Baby Oh’s First Birthday and Dedication.
5. Betcha Maxx’s first birthday was messier than your 21st.
6. Remember that birthday when you rocked a cowboy hat and downed shots of tequila? Yeah, Lucca’s birthday party was WAY cooler.
7. Princess Aisha’s princess party is the princessiest party of all.
8. At Leah’s first birthday party, the flowers flew.
9. Baby Jane demonstrates what your birthday parties would look like if your mom was an interior designer, too.
10. Want to replicate Princess Priscilla’s lavish first birthday party? It was designed by White Lilac Inc, a California event planner.
11. White Lilac Inc also threw this baroque-themed first birthday. Because nothing says, “Congratulations on making it through the first year” like feeding your baby gold, LITERAL GOLD.
12. Nirvana’s guests drank from customized Hello Kitty water bottles.
See anything here that doesn’t say Hello Kitty? It’s probably getting trashed.
13. First birthday car? Why not?