Hey, cats want you to know one thing: Leave. ‘Em. Alone.
They’re tired of lasers being pointed in their eyes, chasing strings they can never catch and being squeezed to the point of suffocation. So, please heed their (and our) warning. If not, you’ll end up like the sorry suckers in the above video. You always want to be the person watching a cat go off, not the person being targeted by said cat going off.