As sure as God’s sandals, the characters in Letterkenny (CraveTV) usually say what we’re all thinking. From knowing the importance of finding the toughest guy in town or downing appys before pracky, there are certain things that people who watch this Canadian comedy just know to be true.
Don’t agree with us? Well get off the cross, we need the wood. For everyone else, crack a Puppers and pitter patter…
Super soft birthdays are the best birthdays of all
When you grow up without birthday parties, throwing your bud a super soft birthday with sparkles, unicorns and fruity drinks is the only way you know how to cope.
Not everyone loves kids
So maybe you and that stroller should just keep on walking now, mmmkay?
Sometimes you need to be the voice of reason
Even the best of folks need to pump the breaks once in a while, especially when they appreciates your sister a little too much.
Rumours always get out of hand
Sometimes it’s just not worth thinking about. Especially when it involves an ostrich.
Fashion trends come and go
Sensible clothing is a lot less of a head-scratcher.
Not everyone is the sharpest tool in the shed
In life you have to deal with tools and 10-plys on the regular.
There’s only one way to cook a steak
Let sit for 10-15 minutes until room temperature
Salt and pepper heavily
Grill at 400, 4 minutes total
Flip each minute to get the good grill marks
Let sit for 2 minutes
Down the hatch
Politeness is underrated
Sometimes you need to remind your bud that you don’t need to know what happened betwinxt the sheets last night. It’s not polite to kiss and tell.
Long meetings are the worst
If you ever see McMurray holding a gavel, make up an excuse and leave. Otherwise your rage will probably fuel another Donny Brook.
There’s only one way to fuel up for game day
Or for leg day. But let’s just skip leg day and go right for the sandos.
Grammar is everything
You really can’t go around putting an S at the end of everything.
Social media props are like currency
And you always know when someone has been trolling your page.
Some people ask how you’re doing just to be polite
But sometimes you really just don’t give a hoot.
Our national bird should be respected
Canadian geese get a bad rap by degens everywhere.
Not all wishes come true
Although saying them out loud ruins your chances… to be fair.