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Collectively, the Kardashians are a group of gorgeous, stylish, business-savvy and totally unapologetic women who know how to get it done–and we love them for it. While they’re all special in their own way, on this 18th of April in the year 2019 A.D., we would like to say that Kourtney Kardashian is unequivocally the best Kardashian to ever Kardash.

Allow us to explain.

On this day, 40 years ago, great business woman and creator of successful children, Kris Jenner, brought forth into the world her first child, Kourtney. She was the heir apparent of the Kardashian dynasty and oh-so ready for it. You see, Kourtney might not have the star power that Kim does, but she was blessed with an unparalleled talent for crafting savage comebacks.

In honour of Kourtney’s 40th, we’re taking a look back at her most iconic comebacks, clapbacks and zingers (in hopes that we can someday cleverly use them in our own lives).

When you don’t need the hate because you’re just trying to live your life

My vibe right now is just living life
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When you’d really rather live that life at home

I'm leaving at 4pm and I don't care what anyone says
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When it’s really a blessing you came out at all

I'm gracing you with my presence
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When you’re not listening and you want them to know it

Everything you're saying is going in one ear and out the other
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When you know it’s all about the tone

It's not what you say, it's how you say it
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When people are just *too much*

Thank god I have no friends
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When you need something to stun the room into silence

I'm shocked I didn't pee on someone
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When you’re obviously the best choice

I'm obviously the best choice
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When you need to get some stuff off your chest

Do you want me to list everything annoying about you?
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When you know the tea you just spilled is legit

I have my sources
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When you want people to know you’re sad… but in a fun way

I feel fine, I just cry myself to sleep every night
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When you’re not here to waste time

I'm not just sitting here dilly-dallying
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When you need people to just chill about their problems

Get over yourself
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When you have nothing nice to say but you want everyone to know

If I can't say anything nice...
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When your sister, Kim, loses her diamond earring in the ocean

Kim, there's people that are dying
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When there are just no words

Sipping water
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Happy birthday, Kourtney! Keep using that shady superpower.