Collectively, the Kardashians are a group of gorgeous, stylish, business-savvy and totally unapologetic women who know how to get it done–and we love them for it. While they’re all special in their own way, on this 18th of April in the year 2019 A.D., we would like to say that Kourtney Kardashian is unequivocally the best Kardashian to ever Kardash.
Allow us to explain.
On this day, 40 years ago, great business woman and creator of successful children, Kris Jenner, brought forth into the world her first child, Kourtney. She was the heir apparent of the Kardashian dynasty and oh-so ready for it. You see, Kourtney might not have the star power that Kim does, but she was blessed with an unparalleled talent for crafting savage comebacks.
In honour of Kourtney’s 40th, we’re taking a look back at her most iconic comebacks, clapbacks and zingers (in hopes that we can someday cleverly use them in our own lives).
When you don’t need the hate because you’re just trying to live your life
When you’d really rather live that life at home
When it’s really a blessing you came out at all
When you’re not listening and you want them to know it
When you know it’s all about the tone
When people are just *too much*
When you need something to stun the room into silence
When you’re obviously the best choice
When you need to get some stuff off your chest
When you know the tea you just spilled is legit
When you want people to know you’re sad… but in a fun way
When you’re not here to waste time
When you need people to just chill about their problems
When you have nothing nice to say but you want everyone to know
When your sister, Kim, loses her diamond earring in the ocean
When there are just no words
Happy birthday, Kourtney! Keep using that shady superpower.