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Well, here we are. According to swooners and crooners it’s the most romantic day of the year, but if you’re not into that commercialized love stuff or if you find yourself flying solo this Valentine’s Day, it can be a tough day to get through.

But before you go drowning your relationship sorrows in mocking candy hearts or fall into the lava chocolate volcano of self-pity, we’re here to remind you that there are plenty of things to celebrate about being single OR being in a healthy relationship. Namely, that you (hopefully) aren’t with any of these “winners” who have been called out for their terrible first-date antics and manners on Twitter.

#WorstFirstDates has been a trending hashtag for a while, but Jimmy Fallon recently re-popularized it on Late Night Starring Jimmy Fallon, inspiring people everywhere to share their horror stories in 140 characters or less. And while we all know the awkwardness that can be the first official date with a person, these tweets below really do take the heart-shaped cake.

1. The crumby guy

Talk about a crumby first date.

2. The over-sharer

Worst. Pickup line. Ever.

3. The creeper

Run. Run away as fast as you can and change your phone number. Maybe even move.

4. The high-falluten

She really dug her tentacles into him, huh?

5. The picky eater

Dirty girl.

6. The mute

What, you wanted a conversationalist?

7. The Aussie date

So you never made it down under?

8. The klepto

So she didn’t steal your heart?

9. The funny guy

What a regular old Louis CK.

10. The fire-starter

But you’re saying there was a spark?

11. The fishy guy

Wait, the leisure suit didn’t tip you off?

12. The Ogler

Winner, winner, stripper dinner.

13. The flubster

Next time avoid fish?

14. The unknown connection

Awkward.

15. The quick dresser

That’s one way to cut the apron strings.

16. The serial dater

What, he couldn’t date the waitress too?

17. The morbid one

Oh, you want to hide.

18. The ranter

All hail the world’s biggest jerk.

19. The chuckler

Deep-throat’s got nothing on you.

20. The third wheel

Was he out of baby pics?

21. The over-eater

It was extra protein?

22. The set-up guy

Communication is key to any relationship…

23. The gifter

Bad boys, bad boys. Whatcha gonna do?