wow top chef much pic.twitter.com/QOnTt7vPLN
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) October 23, 2019
hell yeah my fake DLT’s are awesome #BRINGTHEFUNNY #EASTCOASTFEED #isthislegal pic.twitter.com/XZNNMfuijS
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) August 14, 2019
Me, wearing face mask. Flight attendant: “are you gonna be like this all night?” Me: “yes!! It’s the best mask ever. From Korea. Collagen! Ugh it’s called....Let me get the package out of the trash so you can see ok one sec” flight attendant: “no I just mean like, awake”
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) September 13, 2019
Just watched before the 90 days for 12 hours and realizing I have HORRIBLE judgement. Every single person I first liked turned out to be horrible and everyone bad is now great
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) September 15, 2019
true crime docs are not at all keeping up with my personal demand
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) February 12, 2019
me and @BrettSVergara pic.twitter.com/waLxm2wbuP
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) August 15, 2019
90 days and jon & vinny’s what a night pic.twitter.com/r41eQRiQHU
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) September 9, 2019
What’s something you’ve never eaten but probably should have by now? mine is *still* pastrami on rye, and also, bagel with lox/smoked salmon
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) August 15, 2019
Changing this prompt to “myself” has to be top 10 saddest moments for me pic.twitter.com/3As1mAMTFs
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) October 21, 2019
Saturday, I was obsessively talking about apple picking. I wouldn't shutup about it - brought it up in random conversations with friends that had nothing to do with apples. I was insane. Googling farms, sending links to people. begging, begging anyone to listen to me about apples
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) September 30, 2019
Haunted houses are one of only two things that excite me as an adult and I’m only saying two as to not offend my husband. Cannot wait for my Halloween horror night at universal, theee videos are killing me. Very jealous!! Sad!!
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) September 24, 2019
Imagine eating 30 Oreos, slowly swishing them around your mouth. Reading a “found” grocery list. Calling mystery phone numbers. Reading a map. For hours. Then u read the Chris Saunt business card
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) September 26, 2019
? teach them well and let them lead the way ? https://t.co/tulEkqSq7W
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) September 24, 2019
oh my god. I would like this. pic.twitter.com/PtFvCTE7aE
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) June 13, 2019
I wanna start a chicken soup for the soul book club at the library and we just read to each other and drink wine. Can you legally serve free wine at the library?
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) August 9, 2019
I lost my phone and I honestly don't care to ever get it back. next step: computer. final step: house in the woods
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) August 6, 2019
Luna has this “scratch and sketch” book. You use a wooden stylus to scratch off the black like a lotto ticket, then there is color underneath. It’s incredibly soothing if you have anxiety, just enjoy scratch-offs, or both (me) pic.twitter.com/G3JveYABTY
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) June 29, 2019
50,000 degrees out did not stop us from killing it at @UniStudios today! pic.twitter.com/TDVlaJEVtO
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) July 26, 2019
I want to have a garage sale and invite my twitter friends but John won't let me
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) July 11, 2019
if u try to buy dunkaroos on amazon, u can only get kadunks (still buying) pic.twitter.com/01kvjn96f0
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) September 3, 2019
I BLEED GREEN AND THE OTHER COLOR https://t.co/QCWErULWAi
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) November 11, 2019
now hiring: someone to lift my weighted blanket onto my body
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) October 31, 2019
well it is officially. After years of making fun of both, I now eat activia yogurt and drink kombucha. life comes at you fast
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) August 11, 2019
my parent/guardian buying untitled goose game for me !!! pic.twitter.com/znpvq0MK3Y
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) September 28, 2019
LOVED this https://t.co/IEzmSOe63W
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) November 23, 2019
please I beg you stop sending me new subreddits u are giving drugs to an addict
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) May 26, 2019
buying this don't talk to me pic.twitter.com/asGwAj6gxT
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) April 4, 2019
I’m gonna cry pic.twitter.com/ZARrzjsnX8
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) March 13, 2019
Just on vacation! Don’t worry I’ve seen everything on Twitter (I’d eat that bbq chicken stuffed tortilla pizza thing) https://t.co/HPnRRgTYdZ
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) August 25, 2019
damn u guys never got suckered into the RONCO one from the infomercials? FRUIT LEATHERS!!!!! BEEF JERKY!!!!!
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) February 27, 2019
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) February 26, 2019
Ok we are officially at heathrow. If anyone is here in the next 16 hours we will be at the arcade
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) January 27, 2019
meanwhile this blur app is gonna be a problem for me pic.twitter.com/mB32Y9CJYY
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) January 7, 2019
zoom in (don’t worry this isn’t me at the gym it was sent to me by @lukecdillon) pic.twitter.com/lVvrqeRoCL
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) May 7, 2019
[video_embed id='1660723']RELATED: John Legend kicked Chrissy Teigen out of his ‘Game of Thrones” viewing party[/video_embed]lord, I am finally home. first things first - cancelling going to Atlanta this weekend. I get a rush from cancelling things. feeling incredible right now
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) January 29, 2019