As much as we like to think that us regular folk up here in Canada have a lot in common with our fav celebs in Hollywood, the reality is, we don’t. Yeah, sure, we both grocery shop for produce, and push our babies around in strollers, but if there’s anything we’ve learned from all of the oversharing happening on social media, it’s that our favourite stars spend a lot of time doing things we only ever dream of.
This week, we spotted Kim Kardashian in Mexico wearing all the skimpy swimwear, which has got to be custom-designed–how else can her behind seriously look so perfect and curvy ALL the time? And Kim’s former bestie, Paris Hilton living it up–and DJ-ing–at a camo/army party in Ibiza (she’s spending her entire summer there, which sounds pretty glorious).
Plus, J Lo and pals pop bottles of champagne in The Hamptons, and former Playboy Bunny Kendra Wilkinson prepares for back to school. All in the week of a celeb.
Kimmy parades around Mexico in many a bikini
Kim and kiddos, North and Saint, have ditched the LA heat for… even more heat in Punta Mita. Naturally. And while we haven’t seen any pics of the kids on her feed (we know they’re with her because of Joe–Girls Gone Wild– Francis’ post) there are plenty of images of her flaunting her ridiculously toned bod alongside assistant Steph Sheppard and model Jasmine Sanders. Soak up the sun for us, gals.
Paris Hilton takes her DJ career to Ibiza
While the hotel heiress doesn’t have the same social following as the Kardashian/Jenner clan, there are still six million fans following her life as she posts to Instagram. This summer, Paris has been parading around Ibiza, partying, DJing, and pretty much having the best time ever. We know because she posted six photos in two days, most from the same camo club party.
Martha Hunt and her Victoria’s Secret baes strut through the streets of Paris in angel wings
Walking on a catwalk is soooo 2015. Supermodel Martha Hunt was in Paris this week alongside Alessandra Ambrosio and Lily Aldridge. The lingerie model posted a vid of her and her model friends walking in front of the Opera in Paris. Casual. Totally casual, ladies.
Back-to-school season means Kendra Wilkinson has all the time in the world to work out
Most moms and dads will likely find themselves struggling to get the brood out the door, dropped off at school, and then get themselves to the office. Or they’ll have a laundry list of a million and one things to get done. But not Kendra Wilkinson. Nope, she’ll be working on her bod, if you need her.
I’m actually looking forward to both kids being in school. Now I get to go back to the gym n focus on gettin in shape again. 😎
— Kendra Wilkinson (@KendraWilkinson) August 22, 2016
Jennifer Lopez dines in The Hamptons with her celeb friends Gwen Stefani, Ciara, and Usher
J Lo posted a video from her dinner table spot at the 2016 Apollo in the Hamptons Benefit, which is basically a glitz gala dinner where celebs get together, eat expensive food, and donate money. The party looked awesome, and we can only imagine how many bottles of champagne were popped throughout the night. Cin cin.
Justin Timberlake gets cozy in a photobooth with Hillary Clinton and Jessica Biel
Because when you find yourself in a photo booth with your wife and a presidential candidate, you take advantage of the situation and snap a handful of goofy photos. Then, you tweet those photos for the internet to see. We’re not psychics, but we’re pretty sure we know who the Timberlake/Biel household is voting for in November.
— Justin Timberlake (@jtimberlake) August 23, 2016
LeBron James’ wife celebrates her dirty 30, gets a freaking Ferrari
We don’t know about you, but on our 30th birthday, there was no surprise party, and no white Ferrari Testarossa with a bow waiting for us. But we’re not bitter. Actually, we’re totally smitten by LeBron James’ gift to wife Savannha (whom he’s been dating since he was 16!), and her reaction is also priceless. It’s a totally good lesson in gift giving.