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Snow is falling, so it’s unofficially winter.

For some, this means frolicking with friends, drinking hot cocoa or making love in front of a roaring fireplace.

For one man in rural Saskatchewan, any sunny enthusiasm for perceived “nice” weather during the colder months is rage-inducing.

The CBC received a call from an angry listener after he heard CBC Morning’s radio host, Sheila Coles, make positive remarks about the temperature reaching a high of -1 degree Celsius.

The unidentified caller was so unimpressed with this statement, he really took the CBC to task.

Please. Because it’s not going to be nice, ‘cause the frickin’ wind is just gonna howl, okay?

What is Saskatchewan really like when it gets cold? Read the transcript of the CBC call below to find out.

Warning: there is use of sensitive language in this call and reader discretion is advised.

Sheila, pleeease. Please please don’t tell us how nice it is going to be this weekend because it is going to go up to -1.

Okay?

Please. Because it’s not going to be nice, ‘cause the frickin’ wind is just gonna howl, okay?

Every time it warms up, hot air rises and the wind just howls. So, it ain’t gonna be nice, and, being a person that lives rurally [SIC], I can tell you that when it’s 30 below, okay? Celsius. You can take your mitts off for half an hour and do things outside, okay?

When there’s no wind blowing, at 30 below. But when it is 0 or -5 even, okay? You take your mitts off and your hands freeze instantly. So I can tell you, this weekend is going to be the physical shits, okay?

Because the wind is gonna be howling and then it’s gonna be only -1, so then it’s gonna melt, and have a bunch of hog slop, so knock off how nice it’s going to be.

Y’know, people go hang themselves in their goddamn closets, because this f—–g place is a piece of shit, okay?

Please? Okay, it’s just sickening, okay?

This province is the asshole of the world and it will suck the life out of ya. Okay, It will suck the will to live out of ya. Okay?

‘Cause it’s just a piece of crap with wind howling every day. And you’re not hiking or biking or skiing or you’re not doing anything. Okay? It’s the a-hole of the world and we pay to live here. We pay to live here.

Super-high taxes. So, please, knock off the nice, okay? I get the funny feeling that you guys are just saying that so that people won’t just end it. Okay? ‘Cause then of course they wouldn’t be able to pay taxes to these lechers, right?

Y’know, people go hang themselves in their goddamn closets, because this f—–g place is a piece of shit, okay? So, please please please, knock off the how nice it’s going to be. ‘Cause it ain’t. ‘Cause the wind is gonna be howlin’. Okay? Thank you! Bye.