Even if her best friend Leslie is correct and she’s “just being Miley,” we can’t say we’re totally into the 11 looks Miley Cyrus sported as the host of the 2015 MTV VMAs. Sure, her current look is stoner-cum-raver and that comes with certain, um, artistic choices, but most of the time she just looks straight-up over or under-dressed. And while we’re totally into the #freethenipple stance she’s been representing, we’re not thrilled by her weird lederhosen-without-a-shirt get-ups. So, without further ado, here are all of Miley’s VMA looks, from terrible to godawful.
All of Miley Cyrus’ VMAs looks, ranked from terrible to godawful
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Miley Cyrus at the VMAs
This bathing suit is totally fine. But she was wearing a gaudy fur coat over it. And this isn't Marc Jacobs' party. Getty Images
Miley Cyrus at the VMAs
This jumpsuit isn't horrible. The colours are fun and the pointillist pattern is quite cool. Still, she's basically wearing clothes made of wrapping paper. Getty Images
Miley Cyrus at the VMAs
Continuing with her retro looks, here we have grandma's underwear encrusted in jewels. Getty Images
Miley Cyrus at the VMAs
A rainbow Pop Tart? Taffy? It's unclear what this is (it's probably a nod to her LGBT cause), but what it looks like is a homemade Halloween costume. Note how attentive the audience looks (not so much).Getty Images
Miley Cyrus at the VMAs
Surrealism is so trendy right now. But this outfit looks literally taped on. Actually, it pretty much has to be. Getty Images
Miley Cyrus at the VMAs
No one would ever doubt Miley Cyrus' commitment to Sparkle Motion. But that doesn't mean we have to like it. Getty Images
Miley Cyrus at the VMAs
Part of us is into the inflatables on the front of this dress. But part of us doesn't understand how you'd lie down in this and that's just not a great thought. Getty Images
Miley Cyrus at the VMAs
It appears that Miley Cyrus has the same stylist as an animated prostitute named Debbie.Getty Images
Miley Cyrus at the VMAs
"Barbarella-inspired," also known as metallic-and-beaded lederhosen covering nipples. Getty Images
Miley Cyrus at the VMAs
We like Smarties, too, but come on. This is a transparent tarp. It feels like Wardrobe ran out of money by this point.Getty Images
Miley Cyrus at the VMAs
A monochromatic look can be fierce. That is, if you aren't wearing pink leather pants, a pink leather bra and pink sunglasses from like 1992. Getty Images
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