Dear American friends,
Us Canadians know everything that there is to know about your country. Which president choked on a pretzel during his first term in office? George W. Bush. What’s the name of that huge broken bell in Philly? Liberty. How many acres of pizza are served daily in the U.S.? 100! You get the gist. But it turns out, you know almost nothing about your buds north of the border.
Then we figured, OK, the best way to teach you about us was to answer the absolutely ridiculous questions you have about Canada. But, alas, it turns out your brains retained none of that valuable information. How do we know? Watch the sad, sad video above to see for yourself.
For shame… for shame.