Amy Schumer is making all kinds of headlines as of late (hundreds of fans walked out on her show in Tampa when she started talking Trump), but we’re more interested in the epic pyramid she made in New York City this week. Adults making a human pyramid is always a good idea, especially when said pyramid is topped with the Material Girl herself. Yup, Madonna was the cherry on top of Schumer’s masterpiece. That’s one memory for the books, right gals?
Amy and co. weren’t the only ones making magical memories this week. Supermodel Cindy Crawford and husband Rande Gerber boarded a private jet for their date night away from the kids, while Nicole Richie was also up, up and away somewhere above the clouds. And Gwyneth Paltrow and pals had a wild, fireworks-filled night at a luxe five-star property in Colorado.
Once again, our favourite stars were living it up this week in ways we’ll probably never know. Instead, we’ll just just watch from afar.
Cindy Crawford and husband Rande Gerber take date night to new heights
The supermodel (who doesn’t seem to ever age) and her tequila-making hubs took a break from the kids this week to have a much-needed date night. A date night that involved a private jet, and what we can only imagine were copious amounts of Casamigos tequila. You know what they say: when 50,000 feet up in the air…
Nicole Richie also flies high this week with a morning view nothing like our own
Our Tuesday morning view? A messy bedroom and the reflection of our tired, soon-to-catch-the-flu-we-just-know-it face in the bathroom mirror. Nicole Richie’s Tuesday morning view? Majestic clouds and bright blue skies on a flight somewhere glamorous and warm.
Gwyneth Paltrow enjoys fireworks…
…at Duton Hot Springs, a $2,000/night rustic-chic resort in Colorado. Fact: bright balls of fire lighting up the night sky always look better when you’re staying somewhere that costs more than your (or at least our) monthly mortgage payment.
Bella Hadid wishes she was on a tropical beach
Instead, she’s stuck in LA, you guys. Yuck. Luckily, she has plenty of #throwbackthursday photos to remind herself and us of warmer, more bikini-clad times. We want a vacation now, too.
Amy Schumer makes a human pyramid with Madonna on top
If you’re going to make a human pyramid on a New York City terrace like Amy Schumer, you’re darn right there had better be Madonna on top. Oh, celebrities.
Victoria Beckham hangs out with British Airways crew
VB boarded a British Airways jet bound for Kenya with UNAIDS, a not-profit organization close to her heart. Vicky B, we love you and all you do.
Rihanna’s staff celebrate Boss Appreciation Day…. without her
If you’re employed by Rihanna, odds are you’re cool as hell, with a stellar sense of humour to boot. And, yeah, based on the [presumably] custom made paper version of Rihanna, dreads and all, it looks like we’re spot on.