The Oscars! Anything can happen when you combine too many celebrities with not enough In ’N Out burgers. And though it’s thrillingly live, every year features a few familiar moments: think tears and groans and political grandstanding and speeches cut short and Streep.
Print out these BINGO cards (just click on each card to enlarge, then right click to print) and follow along at your own Oscar viewing party. Give yourself a mark every time something on your card happens, and when you get five in a row, scream and cry like you just won Best Supporting Oscar Viewer. Served best with assorted cheeses and a glass (or four) of champagne.