You know that gut-wrenching feeling when you catch a glimpse of a tabloid at the checkout counter and your world immediately comes crashing down because George and Amal are getting divorced and splitting up the twins or Angelina Jolie is gravelly ill and Brad won’t let her see the kids? No? Is it because none of that is true and you know it? Thought so.
While we’re not typically inclined to believe anything printed in a tabloid, one of our fave celeb couples is officially putting to bed speculation that they’re splitting up. Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher are A-OK y’all, and they’re also still hilarious. They took to Instagram Wednesday to dispell rumours that they’re getting divorced.
In a fun video, Ashton and Mila feigned shock at the news covered by In Touch that “IT’S OVER” between them because Mila “feels suffocated” and “took the kids” when Ashton exposed “a dark secret.” In the post, Ashton called out In Touch specifically and wondered, “Maybe next week my wife will be having twins. For the third time. But who’s counting.”
Obviously we love to see the two of them acting so sweet together, but it seems at least one person was a little bummed at the news. Dax Shepard commented on the post, “DAMNIT!!! I was gonna take a run at MK!!! I want a refund!” JK, he’s good friends with both and got his start with Ashton way back on Punk’d (remember that show?)
This isn’t the first time Mila and Ashton have come up against the rumour mill of course. In 2017, Ashton addressed a magazine story that essentially accused him of cheating on Mila with a mystery woman. Turns out, the woman he was spending time with was a cousin.
Often celebs can just laugh off stories like that because they’re so clearly ridiculous, but in 2018 Mila shared with Cosmopolitan that a false story about her health while she was pregnant had her family in a panic.
“The only thing that’s upsetting is my parents and my grandparents sometimes get confused,” she offered about tabloid stories. “At one point when I was pregnant, [the tabloids] said that I had an emergency and was rushed to the hospital, and my face was on the cover. The amount of stress that caused my family, nobody will understand.”
At least now they know not to believe anything that doesn’t come from Mila and Ashton directly. Preferably in adorable Instagram video form.