It hasn’t even been a full 24 hours since Beyoncé announced, in a record-breaking Instagram post, that she is expecting twins. We’ve barely recovered from the news, and are still trying to process it all. Screw you, divorce rumours, Bey and Jay Z are more in love than ever, Blue Ivy is going to be a big sister to two and OMG, are we dead? Have we died and gone to heaven? Because it’s almost too much.
But Bey wasn’t done, not even close. She decided to blow our minds into smithereens even more by releasing a stunning pregnancy photo album on her website and now we know what it’s like to truly be happy.
The album, perfectly titled “I Have Three Hearts,” is basically all you need today. Forget work, school, any appointments you had, or meetings to attend. This is Beyoncé’s world and we’re just living in it.
Here she is, posing on a rundown car filled with flowers like it’s no big deal.
Blue Ivy’s subtle smile as she hands her mom a single flower is so, so sweet.
And just when we thought it couldn’t get any more beautiful, she took it all off. Well, almost all.
Then proceeded to move from land to sea.
Just swimming around with gorgeous yellow and red fabric twisting and pooling around her.
No, really, it’s like she can breathe underwater.
What we’ve ascertained? Beyoncé is a GD mermaid.
What’s next? A unicorn. Please, Bey, make it happen.