We guess Taylor Swift wasn’t that memorable to Britney Spears? But, hey, that’s what happens when you’re a single mom of two boys. Mommy brain works in mysterious ways and combine that with a successful residency in Las Vegas and one has to wonder how Brit remembers to brush her teeth in the morning.
The singer was a guest on the Kyle and Jackie O Show Sunday morning where she was asked if she’d rather hang out with Katy Perry or Swift. And Brit simply tried to be diplomatic, choosing Tay because she’d “never met her before.”
— Kyle and Jackie O (@kyleandjackieo) July 31, 2016
The thing is, though? She has.
Britney said she never met Taylor Swift lmao pic.twitter.com/rutgJcBYsU
— Matt Stopera (@mattstopera) July 31, 2016
— Taylor Swift France (@SwiftyFrance) June 26, 2013
So perfectly Brit.
Drake and Rihanna travel great distances to be together
Drake invited Rihanna to OVO Fest in Toronto, so she came and the two performed “Too Good” (for the first time) and “Work.” Because they’re great together like that. But it was just the quickest of jaunts, the pair didn’t even have time to check out any of the Toronto sites.
Drake and Rihanna at OVO Fest tonight pic.twitter.com/TV3SEujHNm
— Hip Hop (@HipHopMvsic) August 1, 2016
See, she flew to Canada after wrapping up her gig in Paris. Then, after her appearance in Toronto, she flew right back to Europe again for her next stop in Sweden. That’s over 12,000 km. If that’s not love…
Kim K’s haircut is kind of stunning
Kim Kardashian has enough going on, what with being the mom of two, married to Kanye West and making it her life’s mission to take down T-Swift, but it looks like she had some time to visit her stylist.
Gorgeous, right? Now let’s see how long she leaves it like that before dying it blonde again.
Zac Efron tried Tinder but no one swiped right for him
Efron has been single since April and he told The Times that dating is hard and something he’ll “never be able to do.” He admitted that he’s downloaded dating apps like Tinder but “nobody swiped me,” adding, “They thought [my profile] was fake.”
Single ladies, are you crazy? Don’t you swipe right, even if it’s just for curiosity’s sake?
John Oliver shutting down Donald Trump is the best thing ever
As far as Oliver is concerned, Donald Trump reached the lowest of lows when he attacked Khizr and Ghazala Khan, the parents of fallen Muslim U.S. soldier Humayun S. M. Khan who received the Bronze Star and the Purple Heart. After Khizr questioned whether Trump had even read the constitution or visited Arlington National Cemetary, Donald claimed to have made “a lot of sacrifices” and mused if Khan lets his wife speak out loud.
Oliver, who was inspired by Khan’s speech against Trump, lost it.
“His wife has explained that she chose not to speak because she gets too upset when she sees images of her dead son’s face, you f*cking a**hole.”
During an ABC News interview, Trump was asked to name some of the sacrifices he has made … and simply listed some of his accomplishments. Um, no. Not the same thing! That left Oliver, who himself is the husband of an Iraq War veteran, fuming.
“They are half-truths from a self-serving half-man who has somehow convinced half the country that sacrifice is the same thing as success,” ranted Oliver. “Honestly, the main takeaway from these two weeks is that, incredibly, we may be on the brink of electing such a damaged, sociopathic narcissist, that the simple presidential duty of comforting the families of fallen soldiers may actually be beyond his capabilities ― and I genuinely did not think that was a part of the job that someone could be bad at.”
ALL OF THIS.