The holidays are here with Thanksgiving taking place south of the border this week. It’s somehow the unofficial kick off of all things festive, and singer Bruno Mars was getting in the spirit for sure, taking his Thanksgiving into the tub. Yes, the crooner was caught having a good ol’ bubble bath with three bottles of Dom Perignon lined up behind him. Oh, and he wore sunglasses, obviously. Can. Not. Relate.
Also in the world of celebrity social media posts that we cannot relate to was sweet, sweet Ellen DeGeneres who was denied entry to the White House for not having her ID. We get the whole forgetting a piece of identification… once we weren’t allowed into a country bar with our friends because we left our ID in our other purse. But the White House? Nope, never been invited.
Nicki Minaj attempted to break the internet by uploading a photo of her feet and Kris Jenner and daughters Kourtney and Khloe hung out with Tommy Hilfiger himself.
See what other antics our favourite stars were up to this week, always gently reminding us that we are not famous. And probably never will be.
Chrissy Teigen spies with her little eye, something that looks like her face on the cover of Cosmo.
One time our friend made a hilarious Christmas card that had our face Photoshopped onto the cover of People magazine. But we’ve never actually been on the cover of a mag. Chrissy Teigen on the other hand? She’s been on a whole lot of ‘em.
Ellen DeGeneres gets locked out of the White House.
Our fav TV host showed up to the White House where she was set to receive the Medal of Freedom from President Obama. But she forgot her ID. We had this happen at a bar once. But never the White House.
Eventually, they let her in. And thankfully so because this fills our hearts with all the fuzzies…
What a wonderful day. #Repost @whitehouse ・・・ “It’s easy to forget now, when we’ve come so far, where now marriage is equal under the law—just how much courage was required for Ellen to come out on the most public of stages almost 20 years ago. Just how important it was not just to the LGBT community, but for all of us to see somebody so full of kindness and light, somebody we liked so much, somebody who could be our neighbor or our colleague or our sister challenge our own assumptions, remind us that we have more in common than we realize, push our country in the direction of justice. What an incredible burden that was to bear. To risk your career like that. People don’t do that very often. And then to have the hopes of millions on your shoulders. But it’s like Ellen says: We all want a tortilla chip that can support the weight of guacamole. Which really makes no sense to me, but I thought would brighten the mood, because I was getting kind of choked up. And she did pay a price—we don’t remember this. I hadn’t remembered it. She did, for a pretty long stretch of time—even in Hollywood. And yet, today, every day, in every way, Ellen counters what too often divides us with the countless things that bind us together—inspires us to be better, one joke, one dance at a time.” —President Obama awarding the Medal of Freedom, our nation’s highest civilian honor, to Ellen Degeneres yesterday, along with 20 other Americans who have contributed to their fields.
Bruno Mars is thankful for bathtubs… and sunglasses… and Dom Perignon..
When you’re a celeb, your Thanksgiving dinner (which was this weekend in the States, in case you couldn’t tell) can be wherever you bloomin’ want it to be. And naturally, Bruno Mars chose the tub, glass of champagne in hand, with three bottles behind him. We have so many questions, like, why the sunglasses? And who took this photo? And did you really drink all that champagne, Bruno? We’re not mad. Just a little bit jealous.
While Nicki Minaj makes a public spectacle of her bf Meek Mill’s foot fetish.
Nicki Minaj and Meek Mill made a solid attempt at breaking the internet with this #footfetish photo. (You can’t break the Internet anymore–it’s more resilient now.)
And Kris Jenner spends (the celeb version of) quality time with daughters.
Kourtney and Khloe met with Tommy Hilfiger himself this week with momager Kris in tow. The closest we’ll ever get to Tommy is wearing a pair of his demin. And, we’ll just have to learn to live with that fact.