If you’re reading this, it’s NOT too late. You still have the ability to turn away and save yourself from having the stars of Game of Thrones ruin four entire seasons of their HBO smash spoil the entire series for you. Consider that spoiler alert number one.
The rest of us who are properly caught up can now read on.
Not only did the folks at Entertainment Weekly come up with the genius idea of having the cast explain all the secrets, lies and murders that have gone down in Westeros and Essos over the last four seasons, they attempted to get it done in 30 seconds or less.
This was not only a terrible idea, but an epic fail on multiple levels because HOW CAN YOU EXPLAIN FOUR SEASONS IN HALF A MINUTE. If you’re caught up, then you may find this hilarious… but late-blooming winter-seekers beware: spoilers abound! (And that’s number two. You’ve been warned.)