That’s it, Christmas is cancelled! Ted the cat was really excited to pick up his Christmas gift this year, but was devastated when the Post Office required him to show ID to get it. As a cat, he obviously doesn’t have any form of identification. The sender addressed her package, which contained an advent calendar for cats, to the animal as a joke. But postal workers apparently weren’t laughing. Luckily for Ted, his owner was able to get in touch with the Royal Mail’s supervisor, and the cat now has his Christmas present.
Because there’s no better time to check your Facebook feed than at a funeral. Starting next year, free Wi-Fi will be available at three of Moscow’s major cemeteries. The move is part of an effort to lure more visitors to the city’s historic burial grounds, and also to help people “unwind” while they’re there (yeah, we know). About 120,000 people are buried in the city’s cemeteries every year.
If jumping out of a plane with nothing more than a backpack on doesn’t terrify you enough, you can now up the ante by having someone tattoo your arm as you plummet to the ground. At least, that’s what one woman decided to do when she took the plunge at an undisclosed location. Shot on GoPro cameras, you can actually watch the artist graft the words “AHHH” onto the woman’s arm as she freefalls at breakneck speeds. She also seems unusually calm once she gets back on the ground. Check it out below:
“There you go, buddy. Don’t cry.” A bank robber’s plans in Florida were foiled after he ran into the most badass bank teller of all time. Joseph John Stanaitis allegedly walked into a Bank of America location this week, where he approached a teller and demanded that she “give him all the money in the drawer.” The teller then handed him a roll of quarters and asked if that’s what he wanted. Stanaitis made one more effort to get more of the bank’s cash, but eventually ran off without anything. Police arrested him last week on a robbery charge. #thuglife
Nobody will notice…right? Missouri man Bud Weisser was taken into custody for trespassing after police found him roaming through–wait for it–a Budweiser brewery. Police officers confronted the man after he entered a secure area in the brewery and wouldn’t leave. He was later issued summonses for trespassing and resisting arrest. Police are still investigating what exactly happened.