Tuesday, Sept. 20 was a dark day in Hollywood. Hell, it was a dark day all over the world once we all got word that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are divorcing after more than a decade together. They were perfect, beautiful, the reason smush names are a thing. They co-starred in movies, they have a beautiful family and we all thought they were going to live happily ever after. But not so, according to the divorce papers Angie filed.
But we’re not the only ones mourning. The rest of Hollywood also has something to say about the split no one saw coming.
She performed at Madison Square Garden Tuesday night, and dedicated her concert to “the elephant in the room,” Brad and Angelina, calling the split the “end of an era.” Only Adele.
Now #Adele is leading us all in a group Brangelina breakup therapy session. Also, there are songs.
— Kristopher Jansma (@KristopherJans) September 21, 2016
She is all of us.
Brad and Angelina. How am I supposed to go to work today ?
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) September 20, 2016
Us too, Bette. Us too.
Awww. Angelina and Brad are pfffttt. It’s none of my business, as it is none of yours, but I liked them as a couple and am sorry it’s over.
— Bette Midler (@BetteMidler) September 21, 2016
Yep, they don’t have a hope in hell now.
— Josh Gad (@joshgad) September 20, 2016
I blame Donald Trump. #Brangelina
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) September 20, 2016
Like many of us, Mollen felt the need to inform her kid about the breakup. Explaining it is a whole other nightmare.
Is it weird to go pull my kid out of preschool early to tell him Brad and Angelina are splitting?
— Jenny Mollen (@jennyandteets) September 20, 2016
YES to this.
— Questlove Gomez (@questlove) September 20, 2016
Poor George. He looks almost as caught off guard as Brad probably was.
— Stassi Schroeder (@stassi) September 20, 2016
We’re probably never going to know the real reason.
HOLY SHIT SOMEONE EXPLAIN THIS JOLIE-PITT DIVORCE IN TERMS OF SKITTLES BECAUSE I DONT UNDERSTAND IT
— Colin Jost (@ColinJost) September 20, 2016
RIP, Brangelina. You’re already missed.