We already know how much Chris Pratt digs the “hot liquid garbage” otherwise known as Fireball whisky so perhaps he’s not as drunk in this latest video because his tolerance level seems to be at a record high.
Pratt graces the June cover of GQ and as part of the shoot, he downed a whole bunch of Fireball and decided, despite warning us that he is “not sharp,” he was going to teach a little Acting 101.
“We’re at the end of a GQ photoshoot and we’re supposed to do an acting DVD, acting video kind of bit for YouTube,” the actor says to the camera, looking a little tipsy but still yummy as ever. “Truth is, it’s hot as hell and I’m drunk.” Pfft. Like that was going to stop him.
Pratt’s acting lessons include scenarios like, “How to act when you see a T-Rex at a Jamba Juice,” “How to react when you see a snake in the desert,” and “What to do if you get pulled over and you have a bunch of weed in your glove box.” WHAT DO YOU DO? Chris has the answers.
His practical tips aren’t just for outlandish situations (ahem, particularly that weed one, right?). Pratt also has the answer parents should give their kids who want to know where babies come from, as well as what one should do if they forget their spouse’s birthday. He’s trying to save marriages here, people. No, wait, scratch that. He’s trying to save families. Keyword: trying.
Chris may fancy himself a hero but his words of drunken wisdom are sketchy, at best. We might not condone Pratt’s NSFW advice but that doesn’t mean we can’t still adore him.