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On the night of Nov. 11, a suspect was spotted trying to break the internet. She is well known to Internet Police and is purported to be Kim Kardashian. Armed with her most famous asset, Kimmy bared all, for Paper Magazine, with the sole intention of creating havoc on the interwebs, to which she almost succeeded.

UPDATE: Yesterday, Kim K. one-upped herself. After showing off her pert derriere to the world, Paper released a photo of the 34-year-old posing for a full frontal. The most shocking thing about it isn’t the fact that she’s all-the-way nude, but that she’s actually, you know, having fun. Goodbye duckface, hello Road Runner — no seriously, she looks just like him. All jokes aside, Kim does have a killer bod, don’t you think?

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Kardashian initially attempted to disrupt the peace by balancing a champagne glass on her butt (Bravo, Kimmy K.):

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…then upped the ante by unloading two bombs:
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While Kim did cause mass hysteria across the world wide web, people were able to fight back her attempts to shut down our beloved internet. They banded together and thwarted Kim K. with these hilarious responses:

Phew, that was a close call. Stay vigilant, Internet, because if we know the suspect well enough, we know she’ll strike again soon. Just look at her other seven previous attempts: