There are certain things that a woman knows she should probably not say during sex: “Is it in yet?” (especially if it is) and “hurry up” and “did you wash the dishes?”
But what about certain things we should say?
Thanks god for the Times of India: they recently published a real whopper of a story the other day titled: Sex tips for women: Men love to hear these 8 things while having sex.
“While having sex, it’s important for both the partners to enjoy lovemaking equally,” the piece begins in a normal tone before shifting gears into an alternate universe. “However, a lot of time a man’s needs might be neglected when he tries his best to satisfy his partner in bed.”
His needs might be neglected while he’s literally inside of you? This has literally never happened in the history of heterosexual love-making.
Anyway, according to the Times of India, here are the eight things men like to hear from women during coitus:
1. You are sexy.
2. You are so big and clean.
3. I’m all yours.
4. You can make me orgasm.
5. This was the best sex I have ever had.
6. You are best at giving me oral.
7. I want more.
8. Can I give you a blowjob?
I have never said any of these things except for number 5 a few years back in Santorini because it was true.
So the rest of this list is clearly garbage but mostly because I firmly believe that sexy talk has to just come out in the moment organically. You can’t say something that your friend always says to her partner and you can’t read a list and make a mental note to sneak in a “you are so big and clean” the next time you’re doing it.
Girl, you just have to let it flow from you, not from the Times of India.
My point is: do you like to talk sexy during your sexy time?