Donkeys Reunited At Polish Zoo After Sex Scandal
Wow, get a room! A group of mothers apparently became outraged after two donkeys started mating in front of their kids at a Polish zoo (because animals should understand when to keep their pants on, right?). The animals, together for 10 years, were then put into separate pens. But luckily for them, controversy ensued, and the two donkeys were reunited only a week later.
Gambler hits jackpot seconds before arrest and pays fine in cash
Of all the people to get lucky, it probably shouldn’t have been this guy. Two officers carrying out routine checks at an arcade in Germany stumbled upon a man playing a slot machine who was the subject of an arrest warrant. But officers say that as they informed the man that he faced arrest, his slot machine started to flash and beep as the he won the 1,000-euro ($1,270) jackpot. He paid the applicable fine on the spot, in cash.
Text messages from Walmart prompt man to confess to 1997 murder
Walmart knows what you did last summer. An odd combination of paranoia and text messages led to a murder confession in North Carolina. It all started when Matthew Gibson started to receive voicemails and texts saying that prescriptions for a woman named Anita Townshed were ready. Growing concerned, Gibson started to think someone knew about his deepest, darkest secret: His murder of a woman in 1997. That’s when he hopped in a car, and set out for a long drive to turn himself in.
Woman Drives 12 Blocks With Traffic Officer On Hood Of Car
Um, I think those sirens mean PULL OVER. A San Francisco woman decided to take an officer for quite the ride after he tried to issue her a citation. While the officer escaped the whole thing relatively unharmed, the woman is now facing charges of assault with a deadly weapon and misdemeanor hit and run. Check it out below:
Three-breasted woman outed as fake by Tampa police
Do you hear that? That’s the sound of her five seconds of fame ending. Jasmine Tridevil (a fake name, by the way) recently became a viral sensation after claiming she underwent surgery to have a third breast added to her chest. But TMZ got its hands on a police document after her luggage was searched at an airport, which includes a list of all the things officers found inside. One thing that stood out: A three-breast prosthesis.