DUI Suspect Allegedly Drinks Vodka While Being Questioned By Cop
Go ahead, guess what happens next. Florida woman France Riney, 60, is facing a DUI charge after police caught her allegedly sitting behind the wheel of a parked car drinking vodka. The officer on scene was responding to a call about a woman who “appeared out of it.” It seems they found the keys in the vehicle’s ignition, but the engine wasn’t running. When asked for her license, Riney handed him a bag of chips. When he told her that wasn’t her license, out came the alleged vodka.
French Pill Claims to Make Farts Smell Like Roses, Lavender or Chocolate
Dutch oven, anyone? Smelly farts are apparently a thing of the past, as Christian Poincheval says he’s spent the last eight years perfecting a blend of natural ingredients that can make them smell like flowers. You can buy them right here on his website. If this becomes a thing, you won’t be able to blame those smells on your dog anymore. Poincheval isn’t a one-trick-pony either, because he also claims to have a powder that works on farts, too.
Swiss under pressure to ban the eating of dogs and cats
Oh, come on, Switzerland! Really?? Apparently the country is pretty liberal when it comes to meat consumption, as it’s not even uncommon to find horse on the menu in certain areas. In rural areas though, cat and dog meat is often consumed around Christmas. That’s why animal rights group SOS Chats Noiraigue is speaking up now, trying to ban the practice across the country altogether. But seriously, who knew?
Harvard Extension Student Allegedly Fell Naked Through Bathroom Ceiling, Bit Man’s Ear Off
How’s that ivy league education working out for ya? A 26-year-old man is being held without bail after he allegedly fell naked through the roof of a woman’s bathroom, and then proceeded to attack both an elderly man and a police officer. Police believe Cameron Shenk snuck into the bathroom, undressed inside a stall and then climbed into the ceiling’s crawl space. Good plan!
Florida high school student led prostitution ring
This kid is committing crimes at a 12th grade level! A 17-year-old was charged with human trafficking after he allegedly recruited fellow students for prostitution and coordinated deals on social media (this was literally an episode of South Park). The alleged crime came to light after a number of students told administrators that the teen approached them, asking them to join.