Getting a plum parking spot is a big deal. It’s one of the perks of being a parent, or expecting a baby. So when you approach one of those key parking spaces reserved for pregnant women and families with kids and are about to park your kid carrier, you’re already in a different mindset, readying yourself to unload the children and mentally preparing for the shopping trip ahead. When that routine gets messed up by a parking space-stealing douchebag, all bets are off.
Alex Gerrard, a British mom of two-year-old twin boys was simply going about her day when a car flew ahead of her and snagged her spot. But it wasn’t a fellow parent burning rubber in the lot of her local grocery store. Rather, it was a “bearded Hobbit,” a.k.a. “boy racer,” a.k.a. dillweed with zero respect for a mom who not only has two toddlers to manage, but also a double stroller.
Gerrard pointed out the special parking spots, Hobbit didn’t care. She then mentioned her two boys and the double stroller, again zero f*cks. She then asked him to switch spots, and he not only told her to “F*ck off” but also called her a “fat b*tch.”
NOPE. That is not what you to say to a mother who gets little sleep and is starving from being on a diet for what seems like a lifetime. Instead of saying what she really wanted to say (“I’m a bloody starving, knackered mother of exhausting twins and you’ve just pushed me over the limit of was what my last iota of politeness. I would punch you in your fat spotty throat but I’ve been eating sodding mixed leaves all week so I haven’t the energy! Just move your twatmobile and be a slightly better human just for a hour today.”), Gerrard remained calm but stern.
“I hope you have kids and experience really really difficult days and a knob like you f*cks you over one day.” He told her to eff off once again, to “burn your bra somewhere else” and gave her the finger as he waddled away.
But just when the hungry, exhausted, frustrated mom turned back to her kids, it got worse. The smell hit her before she saw it — but it also gave her the best idea for getting even: she decided to use her “bad nappy for good.” Heh.
“A little justice for all knackered parents who have been f*cked over with similar twatty McTwat faces abusing these parking spaces and have had similar experiences,” she concluded on her epic Facebook post.
She stuck that dirty diaper to his windshield, underneath his wiper. And instantly felt better. Her only regret? Not hanging around long enough to see his reaction. Because she’s a mom of two young boys — and has a billion other things to do with her time. Here’s hoping that diaper was super-full and the deuce was super-soft. And if it happened to smear across his window and the hood of his car, that’s a bonus.