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Living in a place with an overtly sexual-sounding name can lead to some embarrassing moments. Having to spell your address for customer service agents, meeting people while travelling, or moving somewhere new and disclosing your hometown can lead to a lot of snickers, laughs, or maybe even a detention (there’s actually a town in Austria called Fucking, we kid you not). Now Pornhub is offering people who live in places with sexualized names free access to their premium content. Climax, Saskatchewan, that’s exciting!

Calling it the Premium Places Incentive, the online porn site has identified 50 cities with Cumming, Georgia-type names. We wonder whether the team that made the list called themselves the Horni Police. Is it too late to rename a town to make the list? Maybe a Bokep, Ontario?

Residents of cities with fun names (there’s a Penistone in South Yorkshire!) will have free lifetime memberships to thousands of hours of online porn, as well as exclusive video content, 4k quality, ad-free videos and virtual reality capabilities. That means the places that sound like everyone is having sex are about to be watching a whole lot of sex. Seems fitting.

Sharing the news on their YouTube channel, Pornhub writes “For over ten years, Pornhub has been proudly providing the world with high-quality porn. With millions of people visiting the site every day, it’s no secret that many people all over the world enjoy watching porn and are familiar with its vocabulary…so why all the fuss over the name of your hometown? At Pornhub, we think it’s a name worth celebrating, rather than mocking.” That means you, Fort Dick, California!

Six Canadian cities made Pornhub’s Premium Places list, including Hairy Hill, Alberta; Climax, Saskatchewan; Balls Creek, Nova Scotia; Dildo, Newfoundland; Come By Chance, Newfoundland; and Blowhard, Victoria. We hope the residents of these cities feel a little less alone now, thanks to Pornhub. Plus, it could be way worse. You could live in Rectum, Overijssel.

Check out all fifty cities that made the list. Bohners Lake. Tee hee…

Hairy Hill, Alberta

Climax, Saskatchewan

Balls Creek, Nova Scotia

Dildo, Newfoundland

Come By Chance, Newfoundland

Blowhard, Victoria

Analândia, São Paulo

Fort Dick, California

Hooker, Oklahoma

Bohners Lake, Wisconsin

Climax, Michigan

French Lick, Indiana

Big Bone, Kentucky

Cumming, Georgia

Horneytown, North Carolina

Threeway, Virginia

Big Beaver, Pennsylvania

Pee, Margibi

Tit, Adrar

Le Tampon, Réunion

Cumbum, Tamil Nadu

Slut, Västernorrlands län

Gay, Oblast Samara

Penistone, South Yorkshire

Fingeringhoe, Essex

Balls Cross, Petworth

Cocking, Midhurst

Lower Dicker, East Sussex

Weener, Niedersachsen

Rectum, Overijssel

Titz, Nordrhein-Westfalen

Pissy, Hauts-de-France

Brest, Bretagne

Orgy, Bourgogne-Franche-Comté

Anus, Bourgogne-Franche-Comté

Condom, Occitanie

Pussy, Auvergne-Rhône-Alpes

Bitsch, Canton of Valais

La Vagina, Toskana

Petting, Bayern

Fucking, Oberösterreich

Horni Police, Česká Lípa District