What could possibly go wrong? City commissioners in Daytona Beach have given the official thumbs up to a shooting range which will include a restaurant that sells alcoholic beverages. So the phrase “I’ll have another shot!” could mean something very different than what you’re used to here. Commissioners had mentioned some of the obvious safety concerns about mixing booze with guns before voting on the measure, but their approval was almost unanimous.
Florida resident Gamze Capaner-Ridley was allegedly hit in the face with a dildo recently during an argument with her girlfriend, but she’s asking a judge to dismiss the domestic battery charge against her aggressor because of the “indescribable” humiliation caused by media coverage of the incident (oops!). It all started when the couple had to call police following an argument in their home, so an officer could monitor the removal of some of Capaner-Ridley’s personal items. The officer says that as he watched, Capaner-Ridley’s girlfriend suddenly shoved a dildo in her SO’s face while grabbing her arm to argue about who the sex toy belonged to, prompting the charges. Capaner-Ridley is now asking for those charges to be dropped.
“Does he sssscare you?” Diners at a restaurant in Missouri felt a little uncomfortable after a couple’s snake was allowed to stay inside. Management made the decision after the couple argued that the snake was a service animal which helped one of them with — get ready for it — depression. “We had just gotten our meal and in walks this lady and man, and the lady had the snake around her neck at first, and it started to slither off of her neck down into the booth behind her,” diner Lisa Loeffelholz reportedly said. Not surprisingly, many customers lost their appetite and left.
Some people really need to have the last word. A man who literally dug up the past in a possible attempt to (re)bury the hatchet with his dad turned out to be making a grave mistake. Michael May, 44, was charged with violating graves, public intoxication and marijuana possession after an officer saw him digging in a cemetary in Kentucky. When confronted, May told the officer he was digging up the grave so he could argue with his father, and began quoting Bible verses. The name of the person buried where May was digging has not been released.
“Top of the morning to ya!” A couple from Sydney were shocked when they woke up in the middle of the night to find a naked Irishman sleeping in their bed. When they asked the man to leave, he instead retrieved his clothes and continued wandering around the home until police arrived. The intruder was taken in for medical checks at a nearby hospital and will be interviewed by police. The couple has no idea how long the man was in bed with them.