Step aside, cat burglars. A resident of Palm City, Florida called 911 after she came home to find her door sitting open and heard noises coming from inside. When officers arrived, they searched the home and almost immediately found the suspect: a harmless, little duck. “Deputy Brady advised that the suspect tried to duck out on her several times, but they were able to apprehend him without rattling any feathers,” Martin County Police wrote on their Facebook page. “Despite a fowl attitude, the uninvited house guest was released and not charged. Another MCSO case quacked.”
They’re going to need a cleanup in aisle 6. Employees at the QFC grocery store in Seattle were pretty shocked when they noticed a 31-year-old man standing at a self-checkout machine who was laughing while attempting to scan his nether regions. The man eventually left, but returned five hours later where he got into a confrontation with security staff. The man has since been arrested and was jailed for indecent exposure.
Anyone who’s gotten bad pizza knows it’s a total crisis. A woman in Newfoundland who purchased a pizza this week wasn’t satisfied with the amount of cheese on it. After she approached the store and wasn’t happy with the response they gave her, she decided to call 911. “The individual had an issue with the company she bought the pizza from, and there wasn’t enough cheese, and had approached the company and didn’t like whatever response they had given,” Const. Geoff Higdon reportedly said. There’s no word on whether or not the woman ever got her extra topping.
“Sir, please do not call police to complain that your pizza did not have enough cheese on it.” <— legit 😳 …Tales from our ‘Comm Center.’
— RNC (Police) (@RNC_PoliceNL) June 17, 2016
What could possibly go wrong? A father in Montreal enlisted the help of a wild rodent to help remove his daughter’s loose tooth. In a video he took of the incident, you can see the dad tying dental floss to his daughter’s tooth while affixing the other end to some granola. When a squirrel finally came to grab the free snack, it ran off with it and took the girl’s loose pearly white with it. “Not many people get to say they did something for the first time in human history,” he reportedly wrote online. “Today, my kid and I get to say that.”
Just what no one ever asked for! A bar set to open in Geneva features quite a bizarre offering. Customers will be charged about $75 (CAD) for coffee, and then they will also be given an iPad where they can request, erm, certain services. The weirdest part is that the fellatio will be performed as the customer actually consumes the coffee. The concept, so far, has obviously been met with a lot of criticism.