This is one party that really did stink.
Birthday girl Jacinda Cambray was relaxing with friends at her backyard jam in what began as a normal, sweet 16 party in Pennsylvania. Guests were playing outdoor games like horseshoes in the grass, others were chilling in the pool and most were just about done stuffing their faces with cake. But that’s when—suddenly—the day took a very bizarre turn.
Jacinda’s party literally got shat on.
“Out of nowhere from the sky comes a bunch of feces and lands on here very hard,” said the girl’s stepfather, Joe Cambray, who had put up a canopy only hours before the party began. “If a hundred birds flew over and went to the bathroom all simultaneously, that’s what it would look like.”
“I was eating cake, and then I just heard a big splat!” another guest, Donovan Rogy said.
Happy birthday, indeed.
Joe’s sister used an app to discover that five planes were flying above them when the fecal bombs started dropping, and they believe that it must have come from one of them. The FAA meanwhile, is investigating the incident, as planes are required to dump waste only after they land at airports.
All we know for sure is, this party had a lot more to do with number two than 16.