Girlfriend of man with no penis says she has forgiven him after he kept his condition secret for a YEAR
Just…how? Andrew Wardle, 40, was born with a rare condition called bladder exstrophy, which left him with a bladder outside his body and no penis. Despite his condition, however, Wardle says he’s been able to have normal relationships and claims to have slept with more than 100 women. But his current girlfriend, 25-year-old Fedra Fabian, dated him for an entire year without knowing. Wardle says he pulled that off by blaming a lack of intimacy on a series of kidney infections. Fabian says she wasn’t angry at all when she found out, while Wardle is currently undergoing specialist treatment to give him a fully-functioning set of genitals.
Warrants issued for people who cheered at Senatobia graduation
Solemn reflection ONLY. Arrest warrants were issued for Mississippi residents Ursula Miller and Henry Walker after, according to them, they yelled “You did it baby!” as their 18-year-old daughter crossed the stage to accept her diploma. The school’s superintendent had asked all families to hold their applause and screams until the end of the ceremony (what a buzz kill), and after they cheered, the pair was soon asked to leave. But it didn’t stop there. A week or two later, papers arrived in the mail that threatened to throw them in jail. The four people charged at the ceremony are expected to appear in court June 9.
Geometry Teacher’s Assignment Reportedly Asks Kids To Take Selfies With Parents’ Sex Toys
You have to wonder what he was thinking. California high school teacher Wing Wah Leung is accused of giving students an extra credit assignment where they were asked to pose with their parent’s sex toys in a selfie, adding “If you got caught, that would be funnier.” Apparently the children’s parents weren’t laughing though. After one student went through with the assignment, several parents took their concerns up with administrators. School officials argued the assignment was supposed to be a joke; Leung is still teaching at the school.
Meet ‘Roger’ the kangaroo who likes to chase his human keepers and crush metal
If you thought our last kangaroo was buff, wait until you see this guy! Standing at 2 metres tall and weighing in just under 200lbs, Roger is a massive marsupial who likes to crush metal buckets like crackers during his spare time. After a picture of the animal was uploaded to Facebook via the Kangaroo sanctuary in Alice Springs, comparisons were immediately made between its biceps and those of a bodybuilder. And don’t try to cuddle with this guy either: Roger is known to attack anything that gets too close:
Man calls 911 after 4-hour standoff with cat
A Connecticut man had to call 911 this week after his cat wouldn’t let him back into his home…for four hours. When he called for emergency services, the man reportedly explained “The problem is that my cat was getting too aggressive and I was inside and she attacked me and she scratched me in my leg and bit me.” He also said that his cat had given birth the previous night and had become “so aggressive and so mad” since. Police were eventually dispatched to the home, and officers told the man to stay away from the cat for the rest of the night.