First, let us reassure you that no, this is not some weird dog/Ewok hybrid, nor is he a long-lost relative of the wild drummer of Dr. Teeth and The Electric Mayhem…
In actuality, Atchoum is a cat — and he’s not just having a bad hair day, he’s having a bad hair life. Atchoum, which means “Sneezy” in English,” is 10 months old and from Quebec. The reason he’s got all this hair sprouting from just about everywhere is that the little guy suffers from hypertrichosis, which causes excessive hair growth for humans and animals.
But it’s his eyes… They will hypnotize you.
No, really. Don’t look too close. Or else you will fall under his spell.
Don’t be fooled by his cuddly friends, like Dog.
And he might seem like he’s earning his keep, what with the laundry…
… and dishwater duty.
He might lull you into a false state of security, what with his skills at the keys
Or these keys.
But that’s how he gets you.
Consider yourselves done for.