[video_embed id='1933785']RELATED: Gwyneth Paltrow hints that isolation has made her sexually frustrated[/video_embed]Then there’s the $1,767 titanium casserole dish, which admittedly is incredibly gorgeous and designed to last a lifetime, but that price tag! Wow. We can’t see mom storing this in the warming rack under the stove with the rest of the pan set she bought at Canadian Tire in the 1980s. We also can’t see anyone being okay with dropping $428 on a rose quartz incense burner. Wait, it comes with a pack of 50 incense sticks? Still no.
Focused on taking care of every part of mom, Goop also includes some R-rated gifts that you probably don’t want to actually gift to your own mother or receive from your children. Maybe this is an item for your partner to purchase for you? Or for moms to get for themselves? Yes, let’s go with that plan for the $216 Vesper Vibrator Necklace, a piece of jewelry that should not be passed down through generations. Ditto for the 450 piece Boobs puzzle. Actually, that one might be fun for a future generation's quarantine.
Thankfully, Goop does also include more reasonably priced items that moms will appreciate, like the Gloria Steinem Tea Set. For $65, your mom can spend the day fighting the patriarchy and then relaxing with a warm cup of ginger tea. Sure, spending $51 on an Emotion Detox Bath Soak is a lot, but mom’s need to relax now more than ever. One hundred bucks on a Westman Atelier Super Loaded Tinted Highlighter? For mom, sometimes you have to say YOLO before I LUV U.
[video_embed id='1939083']BEFORE YOU GO: Reaction is pouring in after Donald Trump's "chaotic" press conference[/video_embed]View this post on InstagramCheaper than therapy ? Tap to shop your emotional detox goop bath soak. Photo via @bewellbykelly