When you think of Gwyneth Paltrow, you probably think about East Coast vs. West Coast rap feuds, right? No, you don’t. But maybe you think about Biggie’s rap legacy, one that was halted by a shooting that ended his life on March 9, 1997? No, you don’t think that either. Okay, so not those things, but perhaps you think about lyrics that speak to socio-economic hardship and race relations? No, you don’t, her mom is Blythe Danner and her dad is Bruce Paltrow.
When you think of Gwynny, you think about something called “conscious uncoupling,” her head in a box or her lifestyle brand Goop. So, imagine our surprise when Goopsy decided to put out a collection of $2,185 clutches with the names of rap legends Biggie and Tupac scrawled across the front. There is little revealed about this foray into co-opting rap culture, but what we do know is that she’s partnered with Edie Parker and the collection comes in a pearlescent blue. Also, there’s a mirror inside, for practicing gang signs or whatever it is people like Gwyneth do to participate in a genre of music. Also, they’re more than $2,000, which bears repeating.
Another knockout for Goop! Just allow eight weeks, because this deal of a century comes made to order.