You’d think it would be hard to define a country as large as Canada in just one picture, but we’ve found a few that have somehow managed to do it.
Whether it highlights our polite, apologetic ways, or our obsession with beavers and moose, these images all capture something that could only exist in our great white north.
Here in Canada, we need to take special safety precautions others would never consider
Mostly because we have little hockey sticks flowing through our veins
Since hockey injuries are so common, we’ve actually modified our hospital bills
Of course, no country is completely safe
Beavers, after all, are pretty much the worst
Actually, bears are a little bit worse
And don’t even get us started on the moose
We’d rather run into the hardest criminal in Canada, TBH.
…criminals who mainly steal food and maple syrup apparently
Maybe they’re just mistaking maple syrup smells for $100 bills
We actually need to be reminded not to be polite to thieves
Don’t worry if a thief is trying to break into your home though, they’re easily outsmarted
Speaking of canoes, do you know why they’re so popular in Canada?
Photo cred: Paul Zizka Photography
Because they can function as both boats and sleds
And if you capsize your “sled”, we have a contest for you!
Last year’s frozen-hair winner took home $150!