Somewhere there’s a woman wearing a coat with just one sleeve. One left sleeve with a bit of the front and back panelling attached to it. Everyone knows where the other half is—it’s in Scarlett Johansson’s closet after she wore it to an Avengers: Endgame UK fan event—but the location of the left side? A mystery!
Perhaps more mysterious than its whereabouts, though, is why ScarJo still decided to still wear the outfit in public. She looks like her Marvel character Black Widow who went undercover at a real estate conference and ended up battling the bad guy in the convention centre.
See if you can see what’s going on in the gallery of worst celeb outfits of the week below.
Has anyone seen Scarlett Johansson’s missing sleeve?
Nicole KidmanNicole served up a big dish of yikes this week wearing a dress made from scraps of material found in a bin at Fabricland. At least, it looked that way. As if the enormous, poofy black lace sleeves weren’t enough, it’s attached to a body that looks like it took inspo from a disco ball. Getty Images
Reba McEntireEven a seasoned country music pro like Reba can make cowboy boots look wrong from time to time. The burgundy fringe flapper-inspired dress and the layers of chains are jarring enough; the boots just put it over the top. Getty Images
Sasha LaneThis blue gown that Sasha Lane wore to the premiere for Hellboy demands attention, but not in the way the actress was probably hoping. The lighting bolt appliques are distracting and the belt makes the whole thing feel oddly casual. Getty Images
Scarlett JohanssonScarlett Johansson was looking a bit too much like her Marvel character Black Widow after a harrowing and suit-destroying superheroic feat of some sort. She’s just lucky to still have those drop earrings attached to her head after the skirmish. Getty Images
Danielle ArmstrongWait a minute! This could actually be the missing bit of cloth from Scarlett Johansson’s torn-to-bits coat. Here it is on British TV personality Danielle Armstrong’s upper body, serving as some sort of crop top, though it looks like it may have been intended to be a belt. Getty Images
Tanya TuckerYou’ve gotta love Tanya’s confidence in choosing something so bold, but there is way too much happening here. Black fringe shawl, silver and blue sequin tank top with a black leather belt around the waist, skinny jeans and black pumps with fishnet stockings...it’s dizzying. Getty Images
Mustafa ShakirMustafa looks like more of a cartoon character than the actual cartoon character depicted on his shirt. All of these items are loud—the hat, the pants, the coat—and they’re all shouting over each other. It’s a cacophony of bad style choices. Getty Images
Milla JovovichWhile there is something undeniably sexy in a tousled, ‘80s kind of way here, the contrast of colours and fabrics makes the Hellboy actress look like she’s wrapped in a regular garbage bag, wrapped in one of those specially coloured bags for yard waste only. Just don’t sit down on the curb for too long... Getty Images
Meredith OstromVelvet on velvet on velvet isn’t a thing, nor is it ever going to be. If Meredith had worn just one of these velvet pieces, she probably would’ve ended up a Style Winner, but a jacket, tank and pants is way too much. Thankfully she went with leopard-print boots… wait, are those velvet too!? Getty Images
Kelly ClarksonThis outfit can be summarized by the immortal words of Steve Carell’s 40-year-old Virgin, "Ahhhhhh, Kelly Clarkson!!!” Kelly is an incredible role model and talented musician, but the shoulder pads in this black dress just don’t do her awesomeness justice. Getty Images
CamCam is a bonafide bad***. That’s not even up for debate here. But this marriage of a white men’s dress shirt, black crop top with tie-like ribbon on top and billowy black pants are making her look a little too much like Little Bo Peep. Getty Images
Melissa McBrideThere must be something going around, because Melissa McBride is bundled up like a fever patient. The look is actually pretty solid taken piecemeal, but worn together at an indoor summit, it’s overkill, not to mention probably sweaty. Getty Images
Miranda LambertMiranda’s sorbet green floor length gown looks a lot like the Nickelodeon slime that gets thrown around at their events, but this wasn’t a Nickelodeon event. The halter neckline is so stringy looking, it might actually be made from chewed gum. Getty Images
Melora HardinHere’s to hoping Melora sat down after this photo was taken, so people only saw her from the waist up. The blazer is fine, as is the patterned suit, but the crop pants, with their asymmetrical cut, are better underneath a table. Getty Images
Laura LinneyLaura Linney is absolutely radiating confidence and happiness here, but the geometric-print black shift dress with long sleeves makes her look like she’s heading to an office holiday party, not a California premiere. Getty Images
Katie CouricIt’s the t-shirt. The dusty blue knee-length coat, floral print cigarette pants and black pointy toed pumps; they’re all OK. And Katie looks OK in them. But there’s something holding this look back and that something is that basic black t-shirt. Can we see it with a white tee, please? Getty Images
Carrie UnderwoodCarrie’s a country superstar, so glitzy garb is de rigueur. But this shimmering one-sleeved black-and-silver gown, with its narrow front panel, looks like something an Egyptian Pharaoh would wear if Egyptian Pharaohs were still a thing in 2019. She would make a benevolent Pharoah. Getty Images